My room 101 is old people and there driving, old people should not be allowed to drive!

Right lets get this very clear straight away, the Status bass is not coming in here....repeat Not coming in here...

lol, only you said that dude, not me!

Ha Haaaa.. Mad cows....with their funny eyes, and wobley legs...

I have one, what about company managers, they all seem totally useless!

Mad women....?

Uhhhhh!!!!!!! god damn it !!! Red bull, cigerettes, nurofin brandy, Jack Ds,red meats cheese puddings indian food, chinese food and pizza. These are just some of the items I have been told must come in here by my Dr.

Damn stupid heart, Oh why oh why can't veg taste like chocolate.

peaple that just stop in front of you when your in town you know no warning just stop (secretley i want to tap them on the head with a wooden spoon)

lets get 1 thing perfectly clear.....IM BACK LOL.......

O YES it is me..lol... its time to kick some ass...lol.

I'm hearing ya dude, lets kick ass!!!

the most awesome band around guys love watching you all . your songs rock , although i spend most of my time driving myself crazy by trying to remember the words lol

The news of the world...Why? ...I didn't need to know who the stig is. Some say he blinks side ways and that he only eats oil rags while listening to George Formby....All I know is, he is the Stig......What else do I need to know?

hmmmmmm George Formby

You got a problem with me monkey boy?

Hey Paradox, whats the name off your song that goes "we can go out everynight and get stoned" ???

Hi and thanks for the interest in PARADOX the song you are asking about is DOWN AND OUT.

A song I love but always hated playing live. Funny enough it was the song that got us signed to the Swiss label, and that night in London I begged the guys not to play it!!!